Chapter 19 of Princessa
Shit Hits the Fan
Andy wakes up early feeling so refreshed and alive, like having slept the sleep of the just, like a trucker in a rest area finally settled in after sixteen hours non-stop and then to wake up to the cool dew dawn of a new day of hope and promise. He looks around at the others sleeping peacefully in the darkened room, so calm and tranquil like the air itself is made of negative ions of sleeping breath and dreams. You’re the only one awake and the whole world is asleep.
He’d only been up once in the middle of the night with the old man complaining of pain in his side. A shot of morphine took care of that, and then to check the IV’s, and back to sleep. Seems like moments ago, or a long time, whatever, doesn’t matter. Feeling this good, nothing matters much. Everyone all safe and warm; and spending the night sleeping next to a princess. Not bad. And such a pretty one at that; looking like a little sleeping angel; amazing; hard to believe.
He goes to the window, pulls open the drapes and it’s such a brilliant radiant morning it almost knocks you over. All of New York City right outside your window so clear and distinct, alive now and moving, like you can reach out and touch it; looking out at the tops of the buildings, or across to the ones that are as tall or taller; glistening in the sun and all of them so sharp and clear, just a perfect day for some hot coffee and a smoke.
He goes down to ground level and out onto the street; content and at peace with the world. Me, sleeping with the princess, he thinks, and fills his lungs with the fresh cool morning air. Well, coulda had sex, yeah… that woulda been... pretty cool. But just being next to the girl, her warm little breathing body, that’s, pretty okay too; for a humble soldier, anyway.
There’s a starbucks across the street. He gets a coffee and sits down at a table on the sidewalk, relaxing; a happy carefree tourist who’s got more going for him than just about anyone else in the whole world. Now with nothing to do but just sit back and watch and feel so free and above it all and everything. It’s wondrous in the city morning sun, sitting there watching the cabs and pedestrians scurrying around going to work, like they’re just stage actors, there for you to look at, like extras or a part of the scenery.
In Washington, things aren’t nearly as rosy. Vice President Myerinck is about to meet with the president. He’s been up all night, with aspirin and bourbon, lots of both, grinding his teeth on the flight back from Arabia. After he got the news, he had to cancel dinner with royal oil ministers and a meeting with the Russian president as well.
And it was just sickening, embarrassing, like pissing your pants on stage; and the feeling like you’re dropping large sacks of hundred dollar bills out the back of the plane all the way home. The veep was livid, mad as hell about the whole thing, cursing all the way back. No sleep, no food, just talking to morons on the secure phone, trying to get to the bottom of it. Hoping maybe the next call would lead somewhere, but no, and no again, and just getting nowhere, and goddamn, not even knowing what the fuck was going on.
That stupid shit Hayden hadn’t bothered to call in. Got his goddamned ass blown off, shot dead, and didn’t even bother to check in. Left him, the man who runs everything, out of the loop. Damn it all to hell, serves him right, the motherfucker, being dead is too good him, the son of a bitch. Woulda been a helluva lot worse if Myerinck had gotten to him first, and wrung the life outta his scrawny little neck.
Now he has to sit around and wait for Tomkin to get up out of bed. Good thing he’s an early riser. They meet in a soundproof room on a lower floor, over breakfast. Myerinck comes in along with Tony Moralez, secretary of state. Neither man speaks to the other. They don’t even look at one another, so as not to give any hint of facial expression that might reveal their mutual feelings.
“Pete, what’s going on?” asks Tomkin, sitting down to scrambled eggs and bacon, toast, blueberry jam, and coffee. He likes to start the day off right. “Come sit, join me.” A plate is set for each of them, and then the kitchen staff leave, and close the door.
“So what’s up” he asks again. “I don’t know” says the veep. “Tony?” asks Tomkin. “Culver Hayden, and six others… no eight, I guess, were killed last night, at a Westchester New York residence.” “We know that” says the veep, breaking in. “They were all shot… shot up pretty good; and the house was apparently broken into; and blown to shit… or at least some of it was anyway.”
“You been there?” asks the president. “Oh hell no, Ted” says the veep “I’m not goin anywhere near that place; and nobody else should either. We don’t want to get mixed up in this, you know. It’d look like a connection, like connecting it to us.” “To what?” asks Tomkin. “I don’t know” says Myerinck “really, I don’t. I don’t know… what Hayden, was working on.”
“Well he’s your man” says the secretary. “No” says the veep “actually, he’s your man.” “Yeah, right” says Moralez “but he’s your man in my department.” The two men glare at each other, as much enraged by continuing disputes as with this current crisis. “Well it doesn’t matter who’s man he was” says Tomkin “it’s what we’re gonna do now, that’s the issue. But Pete, speak freely… if you know what this guy… Culver…”
“Hayden” says the veep. “Yeah” says the president “what this guy Hayden Culver was up to, then… let’s hear it. Tony’s on board… right?” “Of course” says the secretary “whatever.” He gestures with his hands, like he’s open to suggestions, or just got no clue as to what the fuck’s going on. But like maybe Myerinck could be good enough to fill them in on what he’s been up to.
“I don’t know” the veep says sternly, getting pretty irritated about having to repeat himself over and over, like don’t people listen to you when you say something. Or have they got the gall, the arrogance, to question whether he’s telling the truth or not. Either way, it’s pretty goddamned irritating. “Hayden… didn’t, get the chance to brief me. I was, over there y’know.”
“Well” says the secretary, not wanting to miss the chance “anytime you want the state department to help out in foreign affairs… just let us know.” The vice president turns to him “don’t you… work for me?” he asks, sarcastically. “No” says Moralez, firmly “I work for the president. That’s what I hired on for, anyway.”
His name had been floated on the ticket very early on, during the election, to get the Latino vote, which was always a key factor in deciding the outcome. Now after a few years, the former Marine general had been fighting nothing but losing battles in trying to conduct foreign policy the way he understood it; which was a lot different from the way the oil men saw it.
“Yeah, you’re right” says Myerinck “because if you worked for me, I’d fire your ass, in a heartbeat.” “Bring it on, tough guy!” says Moralez, hands at his sides, fists clenched “anytime you’re ready…” “This isn’t the point” says Tomkin, used to these endless squabbles, but not comfortable with them just the same “what’s this Culver thing all about, and what’re we gonna do about it. The press is gonna want some answers… and we’ve got to get our stories straight; okay?”
The president grabs a piece of bacon and follows it up with a big mouthful of eggs. “Personally, I think it was Al Queida. We probably oughta round up a bunch of ‘em, from up there in New York, and get ’em to talk.” He takes a bite of the toast covered in blueberry jam. “And then we can get Congress to act on our supplemental budget, and quit messin around.”
“It seems to me” says the veep “that Mr. Hayden… may have been killed, in a furnace explosion, an accident, a tragic accident. Like one of our boys in the war, when some shit blows up that isn’t supposed to, or something goes terribly wrong. He’s still a hero, of course, still died for his country. Whether… doesn’t really matter how.”
Nobody objects to that, so he goes on, trying to state things in a few simple memorable phrases that people can use as the official line, if they can just remember them. “Culver Hayden was great American, who believed in freedom, and serving his country. And he will be sorely missed. But we’ll continue the fight, in his absence… for him, and for all of us.” He pauses to let that sink in.
“That’s good” says Tomkin “write that down, if you don’t mind.” “Yeah, I suppose that’ll work” says Moralez, without any better ideas “at least for now, anyway. But it would be kinda nice to hear the truth, for a change.” The veep ignores that. He’s used to ignoring criticism and changing the subject to suit his own ends.
“Well, we don’t want to start a panic” he says “especially not up in Westchester. That’s, our crowd, up there. Everybody… the press, they’ll all think its Al Queida anyway, or have their suspicions. It’ll be what everybody’s talking about, especially if we don’t say anything. And then, if that’s what it turns out to be, after… a certain length of time, they’ll think their suspicions… turned out to be right. And then everybody’ll be happy.”
“Well, sounds good to me” says Tomkin “Tony?” “Sure” says the secretary, and then adds “but will we ever know what really happened?” “What really happens” says the veep “is what we do. Every day; what ever happens on this globe, is what we make happen. And… I think we’re doing a pretty goddamn good job of it, don’t you?”
“Well” says the general “some people, some citizens, might want the facts, or at least a little more say so in running their own lives.” “Then let ‘em move to Canada” says Myerinck. The president smiles and drinks his coffee “so… is that it then?”
“What about Sims?” asks the secretary. “What about him” says the veep. “Well” says Moralez “he was at that hospital, where the explosion was. And then they got a missing patient; some old man…” “Does Sims have anything?” asks the veep.
Sims is CIA, but currently assigned to domestic counter terrorism. Myerinck had talked to him from the plane, but hadn’t gotten a damn thing outta him. “You should know” says the secretary. The veep considers this and finally sits down to breakfast, taking the hot cover off his plate. “It’s an unrelated issue… totally separate. Some teenagers… bust their grandpa out of a hospital. So what, crazy kids, probably shot the old man. Maybe trying to steal his money, don’t want him to rat ‘em out, I suppose; who the hell knows. And… so they blew up a police car. Doesn’t take a lot of brains to do that. Maybe put a rag in the gas tank, big deal; doesn’t mean anything. Got nothing whatsoever, to do… with the accident, up in Westchester.”
“Okay, that makes sense” says Tomkin, satisfied that they’ve covered all the bases “so that’s that.” The secretary turns to leave, knowing less now than he did when he came in, except for the usual want to vomit feeling of having to listen to Myerinck’s slick double talk. But he’s sick of it, sick and tired of all of it; and past the brink of being a good soldier now and just following orders.
He feels defeated, broken, like a worn out pack mule, and everything he’s ever done in his whole life amounts to nothing. All the years of service, sacrifice; and that of his men, means nothing; just wasted, all of it. Even advancing to this high office, where you have power, and can do something, something good. All means less than nothing. And this opportunity right here and now to catch the veep and expose him for what he is. And all the crooked deals and running roughshod over everything and everyone that’s good and decent. Gone by the wayside, lost, trickled away like being flushed down the toilet or washed down the gutter. It’s not right; it’s more than he can take, more than anyone should.
“At some point” he says “people are going to get fed up with all your lies; all your double-dealing; scamming and cheating... of the American people. Sending them off to die…” “We’re at war!” says Myerinck, hotly “or maybe you forgot that! You… and your UN buddies… sit back and laugh at us, don’t lift a finger to help out. We’re trying to save lives, to protect people, all over the world. And… maybe it’s not as easy as you might think. Not as black and white, or as simple as you want it to be, out in the open… and made public, for some popular referendum, for people who got no clue of the real issues at stake. That man over there” he says, pointing at the president “has put his life on the line for us, for our people, and our country. His whole political future is on the line here… and I think he’s done a pretty goddamn good job of it, so far. Don’t you?”
“I’ve been in war” says the secretary “you haven’t. You got no idea what it means, to fight for your country, to see men die, or blown to pieces. You let others do that for you… and then you take all the credit. Like everything else.” “Yeah, and you’ve played that hero card about as far as it’ll go” says the veep. “Just wish you’d fight for our side once in a while. We like to think we’re patriots too, y’know.” “Pete’s right” says the president “we gotta… be united on these things… stand together, as a team. It’s tough, when the horses aren’t all pulling in the same direction.”
So that’s it, thinks Moralez, he’s made up his mind. Just no way you can ever get the blind to see, or the stupid to understand. He walks away, then thinks of one last detail and turns to face the president who’s buttering his danish “it’s Culver Hayden… not Hayden Culver.” “Yeah, right” says Tomkin, glancing at the veep “make a note of that.”
The secretary walks out the door. Myerinck finishes his breakfast; then excuses himself, saying he’s tired, hasn’t had any sleep. It’s no problem, the president tells him, he can handle it from here. “But one thing” he says “don’t be so hard on Tony, okay. He’s a good man, he cares, and his heart’s in the right place.” “I know” says the veep “he’s… a real American. Just wish we could get him to understand, and be on our side… of this fight.”
The veep leaves, immediately heads to a row of buildings across town, and enters through the restricted underground parking. Then up to the office of Jack Croft, deputy FBI director, Myerinck’s man in intel.
“Hey Pete” says the man, looking up from his desk. It’s not even 7 am, but Croft is neatly dressed in a fine tailored suit. He’s been sitting in his office in his soft leather chair for the past ten hours. Jacket hanging on the back of a chair and his tie loosened around his unbuttoned collar; but he still looks distinguished, dapper; like a CEO of an international bank might calmly appear after a maddening day of wildly fluctuating markets.
“What do we know” asks Myerinck. “Not a goddamned thing” says Croft, lifting up his glasses and rubbing his eyes. He’d put eye drops in at sunrise when he noticed they were bloodshot; but they still hurt, despite or maybe because of all the amphetamines and coffee.
“Somebody has to know something” says the veep. “I know everything” says Croft “except what the hell Culver was up to.” He lights up a cigarette and leans back in his chair. “He deep-sixed me… pulled half a dozen guys from, the interdiction force... rookies, kids; the tough-guy type, you know, young muscle men. Then goes and sets up shop up in Westchester… at the house there. Hell, I thought he was gonna debrief some Al Queida guys, or maybe some bigshot from…”
“Why the hell would Hayden do something like that?” asks Myerinck. Croft looks at the vice president, trying to get a read on whether he really doesn’t know, or is just bluffing him, trying to find out what others might know, versus what’s really going on. “Um… he said, you’d… moved him over to ops” says Croft, carefully “said… it was all cleared, from you.”
“Well, let’s get one thing straight right now” says the veep “I’ve, had some down time, with this heart thing. And I’ve tried, to pull Hayden in, to shoulder some of the load.” He briefly reflects on the impossible task of trying to run everything, and then having to deal with this damned nuisance of a heart condition that forced you to be flat on your back in the hospital from time to time. “He did some good work on, the Abu Ghraib thing; and also the, Cenco mess, a while back… and other things, too. But his… capacity, has always been, behind the scenes; behind a desk, planning, oversight; that sort of thing. Pushing the buttons, not… field work.” “I don’t know” says Croft “he was climbing… the ladder, pretty quickly.”
Croft didn’t like Hayden, nobody did. He was demanding, loud, full of himself, and would quickly drop a top-level name as a back-up to his own authority whenever he felt like people weren’t falling in line fast enough to suit him. Like most of the people who got stepped on when they got in his way, Croft thought that he was a lot better suited for the tasks that were often handed out to the late Mr. Hayden.
“Maybe Culver… was onto something really big, and… decided, he had to move on it, right away.” “What’s that big?” asks Myerinck, thinking to himself, that I wouldn’t know about it. “Well” says Croft “the stuff we got going on right now… is pretty much, all the usual. They say Bin Laden might not be dead, after all. Got that new tape from the Mullah.”
The vice president isn’t impressed, tired of that whole subject. It’s all Tomkin ever talks about, like any traffic jam in the city is an Al Queida plot to slow up government secretaries from getting to work on time. “And” continues the deputy “the Israeli’s have just taken out the top Palestinian cleric.” “Hezbollah’s never done anything, here” says the veep. “No” says Croft “other than some small time black market stuff, cigarettes; and, money laundering. But… Hamas could be involved in that Hariri thing, in Beirut”
Former prime minister Rafik Hariri had been killed in a massive explosion and Syrian military agents and radical Palestinian groups were suspected of being behind it. “And you never know” says the deputy “there’s always… Chavez.” The anti-American Venezuelan leader. “Or, you got the Gitmo detainees going on trial now.” “Yeah” says Myerinck, impatiently “there’s a lot of shit going on in the world. Tell me something I don’t know.”
Croft goes over it one more time in his head, but just like most of the last ten hours, all he comes up with is a blank. “Well, Culver seemed… a bit curious about a, listening report we had… and some Malvian princess being spotted over in Jersey.” “Oh yeah” says Myerinck, disgustedly “she’s what fifteen, sixteen. I’m sure she blasted her way in an AK-47 and she and a couple of her boyfriends shot the shit out of a dozen of your toughest meanest men… in our own goddamned safehouse!”
“Well” says Croft “I’m just fishing here; like I said, I got nothing. But, apparently somebody, attacked their palace a couple of days ago... bombed the place or something.”
The veep says nothing, just stands there blank, like a stone wall; like you just said something you really shouldn’t have said, and now everybody’s quiet, dead silent. And you better get off that subject while the gettin’s good.
Pretending not to notice, Croft quickly adds “and… I guess some kids pulled some old geezer who’d been shot, out of a Bronx hospital.” “Yeah” says Myerinck “Sims was all over that one, wasn’t he?” “Yeah, I talked to Sims… he’s convinced the old guy is Russian mafia; and somehow has to be connected to this pipeline thing.”
Yeah right, thinks the veep, Sims is crazier than a loon. Gotta remember that name, get him reassigned to Somalia or someplace like that. And not just him, but the whole goddamnned bunch of ’em. Seems like everytime the shit hits the fan, nobody knows a goddamn thing.
At least Hayden had ideas. Pretty wacky ones sometimes, but even that was okay ’cause with a guy like him around, it often made the veep look like the moderate in the room, or the voice of reason, at least compared to Hayden. And now, who’s left, who’s he gonna get to fill those shoes.