Catism

"No ear scars allowed in best in show - and that means you." Yeah, it says that on their official registration form. I've read it - and it's catist, cuz long-haired dogs could have all sorta ear scars and nobody'd know. So yeah.

And we've have to put up with this for thousands of years. Yeah "man's best friend" and all that. We can read between the lines - we know what that really means. Catism.

So, finally laws were made "no dogs allowed outside." Cats could go outside, but not dogs. Of course, people violated the laws, so we had to hire cops to go around arresting dogs who were outside. Yeah, finally, justice for all.